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[it's late o'clock and some jackass is throwing various pieces of cutlery into a wall of the living area, whistling a jaunty tune.]

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Yeah, sure.

[moves over the counter, shoves cutlery in a drawer, walks around the general area like a dickhead.]

[whatever princess, putting this shit into a pan]

Hey.

What now?

Wanna fuck?

...

[OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD LAUGHTER]

[well they don't usually laugh.]

I'm flattered, really, but all hells no.

All right.

Really, that's it?

Did you want flowers?

Nah. Just not the reply I expected.

You're no belle of the ball.

Not what I meant, 'boyo'.

Oi. Then say what you meant.

I'm more used to boys getting angry when I say no is all.

You laugh at all the boys?

They're not usually as wittily charming as you, so no.

Certainly they wouldn't be. I'm one of a kind.

I've got no doubt of that.

So, why not?

I'm not really a touchy kind of guy.

Is that it?

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