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Luke d'Arc ([personal profile] powertrip) wrote in [community profile] cityofchampions2012-02-20 03:40 pm

HUNTERMAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

[this morning in the top model house contestant living quarters, you have mail.]
frenzied: (god i pity the violins)

[personal profile] frenzied 2012-02-20 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[we just ... got a letter?]
sulphuric: (we are ready)

[personal profile] sulphuric 2012-02-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[between sips of really strong coffee] ... Huntermail?
champion: (Default)

[personal profile] champion 2012-02-20 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[in superfluous handwriting]

HELLO LOVELY CONTESTANTS~

YOU DON'T TAKE MY HAPPINESS SERIOUSLY, DO YOU? UGLINESS IS THE EPITOME OF RUDENESS AND AN OFFENSE TO MY SIGHT.

TODAY WE WILL MAKE YOU ACCEPTABLE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. AND MY OWN PRIVATE CONSUMPTION. PROTESTORS WILL BE SPORT FOR MY ENJOYMENT.

~ HUNTER
beatific: (through the window and i stare)

[personal profile] beatific 2012-02-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)


[all the contestant have been corralled and taken to a previously unseen section of the training facility; a fully stocked and manned salon. stylists are flirting about, and all mentors, for better or worse, are there as well.

and Lena is attempting to read snappy one-liners off a cue card and failing horribly.]