TONIGHT!!

[frenzied]

[in the Top Model House Champion Contestant Lodgings, the living areas have been decorated in various animal furs. For dinner there are lots of red meats and numerous bottles of brand sponsored alcohol for the trainees to enjoy! Also lots of chocolate desserts.

Time to Party Hard.]

Comments

[wargame]

My hair is fucking great.

[picks candy off the back of it]

[goldmedal]

Mmhm.

Has Jasper seen this one with him?

[wargame]

Of course the bastard's seen it.

[goldmedal]

Where are they from, the internet?

[wargame]

Did you deduce that from the pixels?

[goldmedal]

The what? I can't think of another source for bad porn.

Is there lots of this kind of stuff out there? Your fans need better hobbies.

[wargame]

You think I'm the only one who gets this shit?

[goldmedal]

[Slow realization]

Are there ones of me out there?

[wargame]

You have a vagina, don't you?

[goldmedal]

What does that have to do with anything?

[wargame]

[slowly]

On the net, they like vaginas.

[goldmedal]

They don't draw me having sex with Jasper too, do they?

[wargame]

I don't know, Michelle, I haven't gone looking.

[goldmedal]

Who put these here, actually - it was Siran, wasn't it.

Did you make him cry?

[wargame]

Which one is that?

[CAN HE HEAR ME? I WANT HIM TO HEAR ME]

[insufficient]

[HAS BEEN LISTENING IN AS BEST AS HE CAN FROM A DISTANCE ACROSS THE ROOM.

TORN BETWEEN STORMING OFF AND STAYING TO LISTEN WHY IS THIS SO HARD.]

[goldmedal]

One of your trainees. The one that is less of a girl.

[pauses]

The one with a penis, not the one that is less feminine, at least.

[wargame]

Oh, you mean Sylvia. No.

[goldmedal]

Good. He isn't very good at this sort of thing.

[wargame]

What, being a waiter?